Unmistakably Sober
Unmistakably Sober
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Embrace the quirks with our "Unmistakably Sober" T-Shirt, a playful statement piece that clears the air with humor. For those whose default state is a little out-of-the-ordinary, this shirt features a comical scene with dialogue bubbles that read "What are you talking about?" and "WTF?" culminating in the bold declaration, "YOU LOSE – THAT'S NOT HIM STONED, HE JUST DOES THAT."
Set against a dark backdrop that makes the neon text and white outlines pop, this T-shirt is perfect for those with an eccentric spirit often mistaken for something else. It's a celebration of individuality and a reminder that sometimes, what you see is just what you get.
Made from soft, high-quality material, this tee is designed for comfort and a good laugh, ensuring it becomes a go-to in any casual wardrobe. Whether you're at a party explaining yourself for the hundredth time or just hanging out with friends who get it, this shirt is as unique as you are.
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
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