The Anti-Adulting Collection

Welcome to the Anti-Adulting Collection — the official uniform for anyone who's tired, overworked, emotionally unavailable, and spiritually napping.

These tees are made for the rebels of responsibility, the pros of procrastination, and the dreamers who hit “snooze” on real life. Whether you’re skipping chores, ghosting group chats, or mentally checked out, we’ve got a shirt for that.