No Adulting Today: Because someone had to say it out loud

Let’s be honest:
Adulting is just unpaid emotional labor with a Wi-Fi bill.

No Adulting Today was born in a grocery store lineup we didn’t want to be in, somewhere between “Do I even need kale?” and “Why am I doing this to myself?”

This brand is for the burned out, the done pretending, the chronically exhausted, and the people who cancel plans because “no” is a complete sentence.

We make shirts for:

• People who stare blankly in Zoom meetings
• People who ghost their to-do lists
• People who think 2 naps = a productive day

If you’re tired of toxic hustle culture and just want to vibe in comfy clothes while the world spirals, you’re in the right place.

Welcome to the rebellion.
✨ No guilt. No grind. No adulting. ✨